congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
I laughed too hard.
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
You really just… just listen.